I’m BFG. I’m a germ. My friends and I were living in this glorious place. It was a toilet flusher in a public bathroom. Just filthy and loaded with germs. There was dried goo everywhere. And sticky stuff. People were afraid to touch it with their hands. So, they’d use their shoe. And the sticky stuff would stick to their shoe. Little gross particles floating through the air and making everybody sick. It was like a dream. But that was just the problem. If everything is already gross and dirty, where’s the fun in messing stuff up? If everybody’s already sick…you can’t make them sick. I guess you can make them sicker. Or kill them. But my friends and I wanted a new challenge. We’ve done the gross stuff no one wants to touch. I thought…what about something everyone thinks is clean. Like their phones. They can’t live without those. So…maybe we contaminate their phones? Wanna check your messages? Touch your phone. I dare you! Hehehe. This is gonna be fun.
The leader of a gang of germs, BFG is ready to wreak havoc on some kitties.
I’m BFG. I’m a germ. My friends and I were living in this glorious place. It was a toilet flusher in a public bathroom. Just filthy and loaded with germs. There was dried goo everywhere. And sticky stuff. People were afraid to touch it with their hands. So, they’d use their shoe. And the sticky stuff would stick to their shoe. Little gross particles floating through the air and making everybody sick. It was like a dream. But that was just the problem. If everything is already gross and dirty, where’s the fun in messing stuff up? If everybody’s already sick…you can’t make them sick. I guess you can make them sicker. Or kill them. But my friends and I wanted a new challenge. We’ve done the gross stuff no one wants to touch. I thought…what about something everyone thinks is clean. Like their phones. They can’t live without those. So…maybe we contaminate their phones? Wanna check your messages? Touch your phone. I dare you! Hehehe. This is gonna be fun.