Wanda Vomit
That sick feeling you get in the pit of your stomach…better hope it’s just anxiety. If not, there’s a good chance Wanda Vomit found you. And she’s not letting you go.
That sick feeling you get in the pit of your stomach…better hope it’s just anxiety. If not, there’s a good chance Wanda Vomit found you. And she’s not letting you go.
Wanda Vomit here. Want to know the best sentence in the world? “My favorite food is _____.” Oh, I love when I hear that. If someone says their favorite food is spaghetti…here I come. When they’re not looking, I sneak into their spaghetti. I wriggle around in it. Let my gooey stuff get all over the noodles. Spaghetti goes in. And then…bleeeeeeeech! Spaghetti comes out. I can do it with anything. But it’s much more satisfying when it’s their favorite food. When it’s something they can’t live without. Cause they don’t want to stop eating it. They think it was a one-time thing. That piece of chocolate was bad. But this one smells okay. Bleeeeeeech! I can’t live without my morning coffee. Blaaaaaargh! Sometimes I go from food to food until they stop eating anything. For days. It’s a good life. I’m very lucky. Truly blessed. Um…what’s your favorite food? Just curious. I’m not asking for any specific reason.
That sick feeling you get in the pit of your stomach…better hope it’s just anxiety. If not, there’s a good chance Wanda Vomit found you. And she’s not letting you go.
Wanda Vomit here. Want to know the best sentence in the world? “My favorite food is _____.” Oh, I love when I hear that. If someone says their favorite food is spaghetti…here I come. When they’re not looking, I sneak into their spaghetti. I wriggle around in it. Let my gooey stuff get all over the noodles. Spaghetti goes in. And then…bleeeeeeeech! Spaghetti comes out. I can do it with anything. But it’s much more satisfying when it’s their favorite food. When it’s something they can’t live without. Cause they don’t want to stop eating it. They think it was a one-time thing. That piece of chocolate was bad. But this one smells okay. Bleeeeeeech! I can’t live without my morning coffee. Blaaaaaargh! Sometimes I go from food to food until they stop eating anything. For days. It’s a good life. I’m very lucky. Truly blessed. Um…what’s your favorite food? Just curious. I’m not asking for any specific reason.
