Find your passion. That’s what my mommy told me. But I never had no passion. No interests. No hobbies. I’m Eze De Sneeze. I’m a germ. Only thing I ever loved…that look on someone’s face. The scrunchy eyes. The contorted nose. The mouth going in every direction. The spittle flying out. That little moment when someone’s about to sneeze. And they’re trying to hold it in. That goofy look on their face. And the fear in their eyes. When they realize they don’t have a tissue. Ahahaha! It’s priceless. One day I realized I had a talent for making people sneeze. I also remembered my mommy told me memories last longer if I take a picture. So that’s what I do. I make people sneeze and capture that moment. Forever. I’m trying to collect pictures of everyone sneezing. I’ve got one of a dog. And a pig. And a man named Gary. And a lady named Esther. And a baby turtle. Look at the face on the baby turtle! Hahaha! My mommy was right. It’s good to have a passion!