I’m Ding-Dang. My two sisters and I love running and climbing and hunting for germs. My sisters, Eya and Dedde, told me we could all go hunting for germs today. Eya? Dedde? Are you ready to go? Are you ready? Huh? Let’s go! They also tell me I nag them a lot. And I need to be more patient. But I don’t think that’s true. I’M READY TO GO!!!!!!! LET’S KILL SOME GERMS RIGHT NOW!!!!

One time a germ gave Dedde a drippy eye. It looked like she was crying. And I don’t like it when my sisters cry. As their brother, it’s my job to protect them. So, I hunted down the germ and headbutted him. Then I gave him the old one two. I’m a good boxer. Then I tore off one of his limbs and was going to tear off the rest. And stab my baseball bat right through his throat. And grill him up for dinner on a stick. He said he’d taste better with ketchup. And he offered to go get me some. That was nice of him. I do nice stuff like that for my sisters all the time. It feels good to help them. Who knew germs could do nice stuff too? I guess all germs aren’t bad. But they are stupid. He got lost going for the ketchup and never found his way back. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. Oh, I wasn’t growling at you. That was just my tummy.

Thinking about grilled germs with ketchup made me hungry. I could really go for a bite of Wanda Vomit right now. If you catch her when she’s in season, she tastes like cookies. Want to come with and try to catch her? All this excitement made me hungry. Got any brisket? It’s my superfood. It lets me switch bodies with someone else. It might be a fun challenge if I had weak muscles like yours. I wonder if I could still beat up Wanda Vomit. Sooo tasty. She is in season right now.