Declare War on Germs!

Welcome to the future of clean with Germ Eating Kitties! We're on a mission to revolutionize the way you think about cleanliness. Our products aren't just effective—they're fun, eco-friendly, and safe for the whole family. We're taking on germs with style and innovation, and we want you to be part of our journey. Our products will soon be available in various countries, so stay tuned for exciting updates and opportunities to get your hands on our innovative cleaning solutions.

NO SH!T KIT BENEFITS

What is the No Sh!t Kit?

The No Sh!t Kit is your ultimate cleaning solution for gadgets and more. Featuring eco-friendly, non-toxic ingredients, it includes a powerful cleaning spray, handy wipes, and a reusable cloth—all packed in a stylish, portable bag. Perfect for keeping your devices and gadgets spotless wherever you go.

Effective Cleaning

Proven to kill 99.9% of germs on all your gadgets.

Plant-Based

Made with natural, non-toxic, and non-irritant ingredients.

Patented

Our cleaning agent is protected by a patent, ensuring top-notch effectiveness and safety.

On-the-Go

The No Sh!t Kit is versatile and portable, perfect for various cleaning needs wherever you go.

Ever hand your phone to a friend to look at a photo? GERMS!
Ever surf the web while eating at a café? GERMS!!
Ever play games on your phone in the bathroom at your job to avoid going back to work? GERMS!!!
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Wanda Vomit, Eze De Sneeze, and the rest of BFG’s gang of germs have made it their mission to infest everything. From their sticky goo to their crusty dried-up crud to the microscopic particles making you cough and itch. There’s no way to slow them down. There’s no way to escape. There’s no way to stop their germy madness. Well…there might be one way.
Kitty siblings, Eya, Dedde, and Ding-Dang, have a taste for germs and a taste for killing. Sharpen the swords and break out the poison. It might not be allergy season…but it’s definitely killing season.

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Can you hear that faint mist in the distance? Can you smell the fresh scent? Can you see the particles hovering in the air?? Look closer! Because emerging from behind the mist are kitty siblings, Eya, Dedde, and Ding-Dang. No ordinary kitties, they each have special powers and a penchant for killing. Eya, Dedde and Ding-Dang have encountered BFG and his gang before. And they didn’t care for the sticky paws and itchy ears and upset tummies the germs left them with. It left a bad taste in their mouths…until they tasted the germs, that is. They were creamy and juicy and fruity and it left the kitties wanting more. More revenge. More tasty germy snacks. More everything. Armed with deadly bats and sharpened swords and supersonic screams the kitties are on the move and they’re determined to eat a lunch of germs.
Baked germs…or perhaps in a deep fat fry.
Maybe barbecued…these germs are gonna die!